I love it when a comment spammer accidentally tries to comment with the entire content of their spam comment content file. Each scenario separated neatly with a pipe symbol.
Rule 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” I was making this sign for a book cover (where it’d appear on the wall as a framed print), then thought: why stop there? Back when I worked at a backbone ISP, the first day HR training session was interesting. “If you object […]
This isn’t about a convention, but I’m using a convention change as a launching point. BayCon is going to be a three-day convention this next year rather than the four-day convention it has been in prior years. I heard about this through random pissing and moaning through facebook. By “pissing and moaning,” I mean people […]
QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv. — Bill Sempf (@sempf) September 23, 2014 @sempf was it a mock bar? — Brian H Prince (@brianhprince) September 23, 2014 @sempf You forgot about when he ordered 0’; DROP TABLE […]
Seasonal and timely. As usual, my holiday profile name is Dire Red Omen. Update: I calmed this down because it was driving me crazy. And the older versions….
A spam comment caught by Akismet: If the previous game is too adventurous for you, simply try flapping a blanket in the air above your ferret as if you were fluttering a bed sheet over a mattress. You don’t say. This particular spam comment ended with: …and ferrets love to cuddle.
I love product mockups, so since I had fuckall to put on a bag (and needed a place for all my zero fucks of late), here it is. Mockup from PSD Covers, the font is Lunchbox and Lunchbox Ornaments from Kimmy Design, the chalkboards (two of them) are from BMachina, and the bag texture is […]
We had the plumber in the house yesterday, and had him look at a side issue. He said our toilets were installed weird, and that they’d continue to leak occasionally until we got new ones. Essentially, they’re mounted too high and they’ve always rocked a bit, so they don’t really seat on the wax seal […]
Season 2 of the web series One Step Closer to Home is filming in Australia. So. I’ve. Been. Told. It’s a show about a newlywed couple trying to figure out all the normal stuff in life, like where to find the art for the living room and how to fit sex into the schedule. Oh, […]
This is a really great report of a panel at a Supernatural con. Sebastian Roché has the attention span of a fruit fly on meth[…]. And, about a prior con: Misha comes on stage with a small pig, because why not?